
Thailand, an 11 days to remember! Alas, the flight getting there was as well (which is never a good thing when flying). We chose China Air for their cheep prices… and ended up paying for it in the end.
Due to a delayed flight in Beijing, we missed our connecting flight in Hong Kong and spent the next 3 hours with a representative trying to get on another airline en route to Bangkok. He finally found a flight for us… but not our luggage.
We arrived at 12:30PM with the clothes on our backs and immediately called our hotel to apologize for the four hour delay, begging for another transport. To our surprise, Mr. Smit from the Heritage Sathorne Hotel, already stood waiting at the designated meeting spot, with a name-sign reading “Mr. Alison Lewis” (Ha! I guess that’s me). Apparently, he had been there the entire time!
Once in our room, we wasted no time crawling into bed only to crawl back out promptly at 7 AM for a cooking class at the Silom Thai Cooking School. When we arrived, there were 14 other eager westerners ready to learn the art of flavorful Thai cooking. Our ultra feminine and ultra sarcastic instructor Nusi (he was what the Thai's call a Lady-man), gathered us together and commanded that we follow him to the market to buy fresh ingredients. Each person was handed a basket which Nusi soon filled with lemon grass, fresh fish, Thai Basil, Kaffir Lime leaves, Finger Ginger, freshly grated coconut, peppers etc… the shopping list felt endless!
At the school (which was nothing more than a three roomed apartment that Nusi and cleverly converted) we clad ourselves in brightly colored aprons and got to work preparing the ingredients for cooking. The dishes we prepared were as follows:
Fried Noodles Thai Style (Pad- Thai- Sai -Kai)
Spicy Shrimp Soup (Tom- Yum- Gung)
Green Curry Paste (Nam- Phrik -Kang- Khiao- Wan)
Green Curry with Chicken (Kang- Khiao- Wan- Gai)
Northern Chicken Salad (Laab- Gai)
And for dessert:
Rubies in Coconut Milk (Tub -Tim- Grob)
(If anyone wants the recipe for any one of these dishes, just let me know!)
Nusi proved himself to be quite a character! His favorite phrase was “Cooking’s fun!” in the middle of shelling shrimp, laboring over a mortar and pestle or any other task he clearly didn’t enjoy. Another favorite activity of his was to make snide little comments about our incompetence (though, I think this is a pretty common habit of many chefs… his feminine hand gestures and lisp simply made it all the more entertaining!)
After our class, we headed back to the hotel where we hoped our bags would be waiting... unfortunately they were not. The good word from Dodi, our go-to hotel attendant was that they would arrive by 2PM that day. To kill a couple of hours we decided to sign our selves up for a famous Thai massage. Finding a brochure at the hotel, we had Dodi call for us. Once he was off the phone, he explained that the masseuses would arrive at the hotel in 45 minutes. Tori and I decided to use the time research train tickets on the lobby's computer while Andrew headed up to the room to shower.

Two Thai men and one woman arrived in 20 minutes not 45 (the one and only time I experienced locals operating on anything other than Thai time, i.e. 15+ minutes late). Realizing Andrew wasn't ready, Tori headed for the elevators... aaaand the three masseuses followed her. She tried to explain that she was just getting her friend. They smiled politely and proceeded to follow her into the elevator. At the room, Tori yelled to Andrew and ran back down to wait in the lobby. The masseuses however, stayed waiting at the door. Andrew emerged, gave the three a smile and a Sowadeeka (hello) before he too headed down to the lobby. We all stood in a circle looking at each other wondering what to do about our masseuses still upstairs. Dodi came over and finally explained that the massages would be done in our room. “Ohhhhhh,” we all said “wiiiieeeerd” we all thought.
Heading back up to the room the six of us gave a nervous laugh before opening our door at which time they handed us a baggy pair of Thai pants and shirt to change into. Laying down on our beds, each masseuse began working us. For those of you who have ever received a Thai massage, you'll know that this is an appropriate description. You really get worked! There is much pulling and twisting where limbs will be stepped on and backs clapped (a famous audio experience always included in a Thai massage). All in all, I would say, although a little odd (and painful at times) it felt good especially after our long day of travel.

After our bags arrived, we set off for the famous Chatuchak (Saturday) Market which covers 35 acres with over 5000 stalls (thanks Wikipedia for that). After hours of looking at goods and battling with crowds of people, we took a Tuk-tuk (a motorized rickshaw of sorts) to Kosan Rd., yet another famous attraction where backpackers LOVE to hang. Tori and Andrew decided to start their Thailand trip out right with a mouth-full of scorpion… yes a SCORPION! I decided against trying any myself, but not to be left out of the fun, opted for an ant salad instead. I kid you not, it wasn’t bad! Honestly! Tori and Andrew said the same about their crunchy scorpion but I’m skeptical as both seemed mighty excited for a beer afterwards.

Sunday marked our second full day in Thailand! Though most people opt for a quick breeze through Bangkok on their way to other, less congested areas of the country, we were waiting for Kayla who was scheduled to arrive at 1AM Monday morning. To escape the city’s congestion ourselves, we decided on a day trip to a small town called Ayathaya two hours (by train) North/East of Bangkok. Ayathaya is known for its ruins and temples. Everything is so spread out however, it was necessary to hire a Tuk-tuk driver to shuttle us around. Returning to Bangkok, we grabbed dinner before heading to a Moi Thai fight.

Before Andrew proposed this idea, I had never heard of Muay Thai fighting. In order to make an educated decision, I decided to read-up on the sport before committing to a three hour fight. The article I read described the rhythmic live drums that accompany the fighters who use the music to time their hits creating a dance-like quality to the fight. Because common moves are kicks with the shins to their opponent’s torso, training for a Muay Thai fighter often includes kicking a tree trunk in order to deaden their nerves (which I CANNOT imagine). Other common moves are jabs with the elbows and knees. There are typically 5 rounds that last no longer than 3 minutes, though the ultimate goal of the fight is to knock your opponent out. Finally, the article described the manic fans in the audience and the pulsing energy. So, though I have never been one to watch fighting of any kind, this article painted a dynamic picture and I decided to go. Weeeell, the Muay Thai fight I experienced was slightly different for two main reasons: 1. I think there were about 30 spectators… total and 2. I’m pretty sure some of the Muay Thai fighters were no older than 10 years old weighing 80 lbs. soaking wet. It was still interesting to watch this “hard martial art” that is so popular amongst the Thai people!

We visited a Night Market and finally met Kayla (who didn’t arrive until nearly 2:30 AM on Monday). The next day we really embraced the tourist scene with a river tour of the city. One of two highlights was the Wat Pho Temple with a massive reclining Buddha spanning 150 ft. long and 52 inches high! So beautiful! Walking around the Wat, visitors are met with the echoing sound of metal on metal. Finally, when I rounded the corner at the foot of the Buddha, I discovered the source of the sound came from from people dropping 'satang' coins into 108 brass buckets lining the wall facing the back-side of the Buddha. The number 108 is sacred with many Eastern traditions and my understanding it that with Buddhism, it represents the 108 afflictions a person is considered to have. Therefore, this number can be found many places. Besides the 108 buckets, there were also 108 images of the Buddha around the temple.
The second highlight was the Grand Palace which is a large compound of buildings with Gold encrusted towers, ornate tile murals and sculptures and royal guards on every corner. We hired an old Thai man to tour us around. He was very sweet but I'm pretty sure he made up most of the tour. For instance, there was a series of figures looking like:
When I asked what they were, he explained that they were deer-women. When I told him the bottom half looked more like a lion, he simply said “no, it is a deer.” I of course had to look it up and sure enough, its a lion. He was still an entertaining old man, even if some of his facts were clearly wrong.

After our tour of the River, we headed to the train station where we caught a night train down to Surat Thani. It was an ooolllldd rickety rusty thing, but it did the trick (and only got as to our destination an hour late... a good thing considering we were operating on Thai time). From Surat Thani, we then bused and boated over to an island called Phi Phi Don, finally arriving close to 5PM. Though it was nearing sunset, we all be-lined it for the beach and after much floating in the water, Andrew and I played an awesome game of frisbee with two locals! (Haha, probably the highlight of my day!) Later that night, we enjoyed performances by some talented fire-dancers. Tori, Kayla and myself even tried our hand at jump roping a massive rope on fire. I only had to get a little singed once before deciding it should probably should be left to the professionals.

The following day, we rented a long boat to explore Phi Phi Ley, Phi Phi Don's smaller sister where no one lives but MANY people visit. (It also happens to be the place where Leo Dicaprio's 'The Beach' was filmed.) We stopped for an amazing snorkel in crystal clear water before moving on to the well known Maya Bay. Enroute to the bay, I noticed seemingly random bamboo scaffolding against the rocky cliffs. Asking our guide, he explained that Thai men harvest swallow nests to sell to China where they turn it into a nest soup! I had never heard of this but here's wikipedia's link: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird's_nest_soup unbelievable what some cultures consider a delicacy (or even edible for that matter!)
I should add that while the whole island was gorgeous, the throngs of people kind of detracted from its beauty and the bay was no exception. Its waters were completely congested with long boats, sail boats, speed boats of every kind, not to mention the hundreds of people wading, walking, and sun bathing. In Thailand, if you see a tourist, you can bet there's a tour guide not far behind. During a quick snack break at a hut there, Tori met one of these guides who introduced himself as Soon. Soon soon LOVED Tori (or at least her boobs) and even began singing to her with his rolled palm-leaf cigarette dangling from his mouth in a Raoul Duke fashion. Luckily Tori is one to find entertainment in any situation so she patiently let him carry on in this ridiculous fashion solely for her own amusement (and by default, the amusement of everyone else close enough to watch!) He finally had to get back to his guests, so in one final (and long) embrace, Soon left us.

Once back on Phi Phi Don, we grabbed our bags and carried on to Raleigh Beach which although it's a peninsula, is only accessible by boat. Raleigh East is known for its limestone and consequently, its amazing rock climbing! My bags barely touched the wooden floor in the bungalow before I was singing the four of us up for a guided climb the next morning. The four of us went to bed early that night and awoke promptly at 6AM to watch the sunrise. It was quite beautiful, but what made it most worthwhile was the quiet peace that hung over the beach. Tourists were still sleeping and even the hotel personel hadn't quite emerged for their morning chores yet. It was one of the few quiet moments I had there, which unfortunately had more to do with the areas we chose to travel, than anything else.

After breakfast, we met our guide Sue (“how do you do!”) who ended up being great! Although neither Kayla, Andrew or Tori had ever climbed, they all did an awesome job! Kayla and Tori especially took to it and really impressed me with their mad climbing skills! After our four hour climb, followed by a much needed lunch, we decided to work our legs a little with a hike through the jungle. At one point we took a wrong turn and stumbled on a dilapidated hotel with six Thai men sitting in the midst of the rubble with tools spread around them. (From what I could tell, it looked like they may have been hired to rebuild the place.) They smiled broadly when they saw us and called us over to smoke with them which we kindly declined. Ha! It didn't look like their employer was really getting his money's worth with this crew! We finally found Tonsai, the beach we were searching for. It was a much less congested but equally beautiful version of our beach but again, only accessible by boat, or in our case, after a long hike up and over the mountain. It is also possible to access it from the the main beach Raleigh West when the tide is low enough, allowing for a scramble over its rocky shore.

The following day we again supported Thailand's transportation companies and via speed boat, bus, and ferry moved onto our next and final destination, the island Ko Pha Ngan. We arrived quite late and got to our hotel even later. It took our truck 45 minutes to even pull out of port's parking lot while it waited to fill every available seat. This is a pretty standard practice, as most public transports in Thailand will wait until they are filled to the gills before going anywhere (which accounts for much of the Thai time delays). We finally rolled into the Village Green where we meet the owner Ben, a Brit who fell in love with Thailand 20 years ago and has stayed ever since. We shared beer and pleasantries with Ben before heading off to bed. The following morning we rented scooters (my first time driving a vespa alone!) and begin to explore the island. I almost hate to say it, but this was one of my highlights from the island! Because of the lush and hilly terrain (not to mention the insane drivers and poor road conditions) it makes driving there quite exciting!
Later that evening, rain started to poor in a monsoon-like fashion. This only posed a problem because we were attending the infamous Full Moon Party that night. I have to explain this a little. The Full Moon party's conception was in 1985 when a disco club on the beech arranged a small party for 30 or so travelers staying in the area. Word spread and more people started showing up to the island with each full moon. Present day the beach plays host to nearly 30,000 tourists a month which is an amazing feet considering the size of the island. Some come for the dancing, others for the drugs and others (like myself) come our of sheer curiosity (and because their friend Andrew just HAS to go). Tori, Kayla and I did a good job of sticking together and even amidst the insanity, I had a fun time of dancing and people watching.
Andrew and I watched the sun rise together and to see the beach in broad day-light was an experience in and of itself. People hung everywhere; on steps, benches, towels, etc... some clothed, others not, some bandaged, and other still, wandering about in a daze still tripping on, whatever they were tripping on. Trash (mainly straws and discarded buckets once filled with red-bull, alcoholic mixtures) lay strewn everywhere, but even with the sun marking a new day, the music still pounded and people still danced on podiums seemingly unaware that the party was over.
We finally arrived back at the Village Green and took a solid nap before meeting up with some other friends from Busan we had met at the party.

The following day, I finally enjoyed the beach with much swimming, reading and relaxing. My trip in Thailand has been such a whirl-wind journey thus far, it felt good to do nothing but enjoy the ocean and sun.
The following day we said our good bye's to Ben and via truck, ferry, bus and plane finally landed in Bangkok's airport only to find our 1AM flight delayed until 6AM. Long story short, Air China is officially the devil and our flight pains getting to Thailand paled in comparison to the ones getting home. Luckily I had many good memories from our trip to sustain me though the misery of traveling home. Thailand, like I said, will certainly be a trip I'll remember forever for the good, the bad, and the characteristically Thai I experienced there.
Unfortunately I had no time to decompress from our trip. Landing in Busan at nearly 6 PM, the night of the 3rd, (after nearly 36 hours of travel and delays), I had obligations to go to school the morning of the 4th and plan lessons for the following day. The school system has an awkward schedule because though the students were just off for over a month for winter vacation, they only had three short days of school and graduation ceremonies before another three week Spring Vacation. To keep this entry solely dedicated to Thailand, more to come later on that first weekend back on Korea's soil and the following two weeks of Graduation, lunches with teachers and new Korean friends.

As usual, thanks for reading!